negative infinity cool points

A phrase used to mock someone that is not cool or doesn't have "cool points". (Cool points are entirely made up and based on a number scale dealing with how much someone likes you.)

John: Hey, did you see those girls?
Sean: Wow, they're pretty gay.
John: I know. Negative infinity cool points!

John: Ellie, shut up. Negative cool points for you!
Ellie: ....you have no life....

by Moni-chan13 December 11, 2006

Dirty Infinity

Sometime during anal sex, the male pulls out and draws the infinity sign with his dirty member around her funbags.

Girl 1: We took a big step last night, I asked him to give me a dirty infinity. It hurts when I sit down but at least I know our love goes on forever.
Girl 2: I thought I smelled something funny on your shirt...and I'd be lying if I wasn't a little jealous.

by The real DZA April 10, 2009

Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

Simon also known as Infinity

Prodigy

"Wow Simon also known as Infinity, really is the prodigy/

by simoneyafuzz May 26, 2018

cutester x infinity

Waffling flattery between two people is topped by this phrase to prevent more nonsensical cuteness.

No, Brendon, you're cutester x infinity . I win.

by anonybuss December 8, 2010

no u INFINITY

the ultimate no U reached to the level of INFINITY. no other no u or counter variant can stop it.

Tom: hey Paul.
Paul: what is it, Tom?
Tom: ur mom so fat she's starred in the aquarium. (get it, people thought she was a whale.)
Paul: Uno Reverse Card
Tom: no U
Paul: *no U INFINITY*

Tom: commits die by using glock 17

by YEE my HAW February 3, 2020

To Infinity And Beyond!

Used as a phrase while fucking somebody, usually used while orgasm.

As i fucked your mom last night, I yelled To Infinity And Beyond!, then jizzed in her cunt.

by Thomas Shitt April 11, 2003