⚠⚠(TRIGGER WARNING)⚠⚠ a fucking asshole who thinks that "grape" is funny and also gets hard from it.
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
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Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.
Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.
by Yaaph February 14, 2025
by bombopbm March 12, 2022
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
by GOB5855 June 15, 2016
A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.
It feels better than crystal meth
It feels better than crystal meth
by Dr. GOON January 03, 2025