HandOfJesus

The Hand of Jesus is the hand that solves all the problems. No matter how big,or small,the Hand of Jesus is the answer, and can be passed down to any embecil with enough faith. The Hand of Jesus is everything and nothing. The Hand of Jesus can be stylized as Jesus Touch, Hand of Jeezis, or Jehova's Witness.

I was touched by the HandOfJesus during work today,I had no hope,but I got promoted!
*reincarnates dead zombie* "HU,WHA--I HAF DEH HAND AHF JEEZIS--PewDiePie

by Crylex December 9, 2014

hundefam

A horse that has the same dna as you and your family. There fore it gets a half grown unicorn horn. It is considered to be an unwanted creature, therefore it can be used as an insult. It is a mythical creature from northern England and people are still superstitious they will see one to this day.

"Aye blud, you're a right hundefam, aren't ya?"

by Hundefam god May 23, 2018

Houndog

A person who attends Calhoun High school in Merrick New York. Rival schools of Mepham and JFK. These kids think their hard by going to parties in the woods which are crawling with MS13 gang members. Also majority of them are homosexual given their strange desire for the theatre. They also love their dank weed and awful football team.

Jim- Hey you wanna go hang out with my friends from calhoun?
Susan(an intellectual)- Nah man, I don’t mess with those filthy houndogs.

by Sucram Anilom December 2, 2018

Handofblood

Greatest Youtuber alive. funny ,atractice ,hot and handsome.

You: Is that Handofblood?
Spandauer: Yeah he is the greatest alive you should watch all his videos.

by Elon Muskkkkk May 17, 2019

hunderwhelming

When you end up taking only 100ug LSD and only experience mild visuals.

Bro this trip has been hunderwhelming!

by Profesor420 December 6, 2020

hundaol

Hundaol is one of the most gangster people I know, she's beautiful, honest,witty and even tho she'll never admit it, one of the sweetest people I've ever met honestly one of a kind also invented ፓፓ

Angel:- hey god let's make something amazing today
God:- I've been saving this for awhile now

Angel:- what is it?
God:- hundaol

by Sinisterblue March 2, 2022

handoff

Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".

Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.

by GSan2011 July 18, 2011