homersexual

n. - male who is able to attract and/or retain one or more faithful female or male companions/lovers despite truncal obesity, male pattern baldness, underemployment, boorish behavior, limited intelligence, and/or other features undeserving of such companionship

Stan: Jane seems to have her shit together.
Alice: I agree - she's sensible, smart, and fun to hang around with.
Stan: What's with John? He's a total deadbeat without any redeeming qualities.
Alice: I know - I guess Jane's a homersexual.

by thedoctorman2000 August 9, 2009

Homer

Noun; American bonehead
To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003

homer's car

Wow

i wanna drive it

watch the show

Homer: "I want my car repaired with quality GM parts"

Repair Guy: "But your car was built in Croatia, it's built from old Soviet tanks!"

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Homerosexual

A heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.

Fatty grabbed my ass in front of his girlfriend. What a homerosexual.

by J.U. Nine May 2, 2008

Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.

Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.

by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

by GoguyJA May 6, 2003

Hubert

A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.

Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!

by ihloh January 25, 2012