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human cancer

The name that describes an entity within a family, workplace, clique, or any other type of organization or aggregate that creates disruptions of various orders through a variety of means that results in upsetting the entire balance of psychological and/or functional help within that organization or aggregate through a variety of dysfunctional behavior including but not limited to manipulation, deviancy, dishonesty, incompetence, hysteria, and or neurotic-ism. The entity could be an individual person or a small group but the results usually lead to the damaging of careers, relationships, and/or organizational culture.
That manager caused the destruction of way too many careers before he/she was isolated as a human cancer and finally weeded out of the organization - however, the damage was already done.

Dave organized a cult following to rebel against the current plan for the homeowner’s association. There obstructive behavior has perpetuated a human cancer that has devastated the community to the point people have started putting their homes on the market and are leaving.

Mary’s involvement with several co-workers led to many divorces, demotions, transfers, resignations, and firings. It’s amazing how much metastatic damage can be cause by one single piece of human cancer.
by nerdodamus June 15, 2013
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Human rights

Something you unlock the day of your 18th birthday
Connor : I can’t wait to turn 18 so I can have some human rights
by YoungGangster May 11, 2021
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Human Defibrillator

It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"
"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"
by Olli Brier October 12, 2014
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human atm

Someone who gives you money like an atm, but human.
"Yo Janey you got a text from 'Human ATM'"

Janey: "oh, that's my dad. I'll call him later"
by Slangking March 30, 2015
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finn the human

the main character in adventure time
jake's best friend
a 13 year old always clad in a white bear hat, green pack, and blue shirt.
lives in a tree house with jake in the grasslands of Ooo.
constantly on an adventure
-which one's finn the human?
-the one with the cool hat, sick sword, and stretchy dog!
-nice.
by awesomeac2000 December 17, 2013
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human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.
My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.
by cmhsub December 20, 2008
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human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.
Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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