exotic horns

- the stage where you turn 21 and go to vegas. These types of horns make you do outrageous things.

he had some exotic horns when he decided to marry the stranger at the Little White Chapel

exotic horns outrageous white chapel vegas

by huck69ohyeeah April 29, 2011

Kitchen herbs

Kitchen herbs are herbs that resemble weed in looks. When you go to your dealer and they rip you off with some shitty weed, it's most likely just kitchen herbs.

Yo listen fam that ain't weed. What you gonna start selling kitchen herbs or suttin now

by thisisalcie - instagram December 10, 2018

Bag of horns

When some one is cheated that person got horns. So if the person in question got cheated a couple of times or just to emphasize, you say that he got a bag of horns.

Hey you "bag of horns"!
Shut up you "bag of horns"

You see a guy's girlfriend on a disco cheating on him with a couple of guys and then the other day you see him and say.
-Hey what's up with that bag?
+Which bag?
-OF HORNS!

by milo007 August 6, 2011

hornswaggle

Another word for penis

My girlfriend likes playing with my hornswaggle!

by Elijah Beeson December 14, 2008

hobson's choice

Having no choice at all

A horse that your dumb ass horse trainer won't let you buy, but you love him and buy him anyway and she kicks your ass (and his horsey ass) out of the barn. And you have no choice but to leave, she was a lazy money grubing trainer anyway so it is no big deal.

by Nickel and a dime April 14, 2005

hoobshloob

the spoon-knife used to cut and eat kiwi fruit

i use my hoobshloob to cut kiwi fruits!

by hoobshloobbb July 24, 2009

Hobbs

A guy who is a incredibly annoying person and has small peepee chakra

1. Hobbs be all small peepee chakra today

by NotAMolester March 3, 2020