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Hoover

Smoking all the weed, not passing the weed to next person
Damn Sean a Hoover he had the weed for 5 hours!
by Curl_Lil July 13, 2019
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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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collin hoover

Bitch ass redneck that thinks he can do anything because he can walk on his hand. Needs to get a life and a new wardrobe. Totally obsessed with carhartt. His mama lays out his clothes every night.
Hey look that’s Collin Hoover. He’s a bitch.
by Collin Hoover’s mom May 16, 2020
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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
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Suck start a hoover

Being that good at sucking cock, she can fire up a hoover with only her mouth
Mark “ jesus man, she drained me dry…she could suck start a hoover
by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021
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The Dirty Hoover

The act in which a person sucks an object into their anus without the assistance of their hands.
“I heard the girl at the bachelor party ended the night by doing The Dirty Hoover with an entire bucket of golf balls.”
by TK404 October 13, 2021
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Hoover

Yee hoover
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022
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