hulu hoops

The amount of bullshit you have to go through in order to watch shows on hulu.

Damn it another commercial its like they've got me going through fucking hulu hoops

by Stuff and Things August 26, 2015

hooped

To hula hoop

not really. I did that photoshoot, went to the shirdi sai temple of atlanta, and hung out.
oh.
and I hooped.
that's exciting to me.

by MaxtorChief April 2, 2011

high hopes

The waiting period from the moment you order your weed until the time your stoner dealer remembers you called and finally texts back that he is "on his way."

Even though I called my Weed Guy three hours ago, I still have high hopes he will come through!

by homopinionation November 19, 2014

Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

by sm3992 October 19, 2010

hoopiest

hoopiest.
An idiotic way of saying happiest

Lil Marco: I is the hoopiest purrson i'll rek ya m8
Torro: stfu lil marco

by loxxei May 3, 2016

Hopesexual

When you are a simp for Hope Andrea Mikaelson

I love Hope Mikaelson, I must be hopesexual

by Josie Saltzman January 11, 2021

hooves

a nicknmae of travis

yo hooves

by travis January 5, 2004