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hide the poo

a game, originating from a small indigenous tribe in the amazon where one member would excrete into ones hand and hide the poo in the personal belongings of another tribe member's humble abode. Discovered by the Spanish in 1864 the game has become a worldwide phenomenon. including such famous games as the mystery poo of 88 where Prince Albert hid an abnormally large one and it took Queen Victoria a good four months to find it...
Nick Clegg: did you leave this poo here?
David Cameron: i thought we were playing hide the poo?
Nick Clegg: No... no we weren't
by come 'ere gawgus April 22, 2012
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HIDEOUS

Someone who can make you vomit just by looking at them. Someone who should'nt leave their house for their own good. They look like a sideshow freak.
That bald loser Mike's face made me want to vomit when I saw what he really looked like. My opinion was confirmed when everyone else said how hideous he was.

Sal has always made me want to vomit. It was hard to look at him without feeling digust. He smelled bad too. I felt such pity for him.
by Jcads April 20, 2008
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Guitarist for band X-Japan, but when they disbanded, was able to work more on other music career. Had a couple solo albums then an album with Zilch and another with Spread Beaver, both his bands. Committed suicide.
"Dice" is one great hide song.
by arania May 17, 2004
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Hideo Kojima

god on earth, and snake is jesus :D
11 "omg its Hideo Kojima!!!"
22 "you mean god!"
11 "yeha soz and look its jesus!!"
22 "where?
11 " hes being one with the tree, you cant see him, im jedi i have special snake seeing abilites
by earsiuoppppppbs December 9, 2008
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Heldering Syndrome

The Heldering Syndrome is a term used to describe psychological phenomenon wherein a good idea for a new word on urbandictionary.com is taken hostage by others and the once positive feelings from acceptance into urbandictionary.com are turned into dismay, shame, shock and the need to apologize for ever thinking that defining the word was funny.

The following are viewed as the conditions for Heldering syndrome to occur.

* When seeing defined word on twitter makes you cringe

* When seeing or hearing reference to the defined word, or a word that is similar to the defined word immediately feeling as if you must issue a mass apology.
S: Did you see all of the heldering going on? What the heldering?

T: (sound of head hitting desk)

S: I knew it. Eventually she'd get Heldering Syndrome. Uh, can somebody send held- i mean help?
by TC_1 September 8, 2010
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Urban Hide

A geocache placed in an urban setting, as opposed to a forested or mountainous area, such as at coordinates N 49° 16.391 W 123° 11.143
I lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.
by _Cuddlefish_ December 2, 2011
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Hilbert Space

Named for its putative inventor, mathematician David Hilbert (who some claim found the solutions for Einstein's equations before "L'il Albie" did himself), Hilbert Space is a concept which has been often applied in mathematics, quantum mechanics, and in general metaphysics (for instance, concepts like "parallel universes").

In short, a Hilbert Space is a mathematical construct such that within any plenum of n-dimensional spaces there exists an infinite number of said Hilbert Spaces (subsumed within an n+1 dimensional superset). Fancifully, science fiction writers point to the infinite plurality of 4D Hilbert Spaces that could exist within our "normal" 5D continuum, and suggest that each such Hilbert Space may really exist and that these Hilbert Spaces could be engendered by time-travel to the past. Thus, each 4D Hilbert Space in a 5D superset of "Universes" could possess a unique history, entirely different from all other universes contained within the 5D "Universe".
Mozart's 14th Symphony (K. 114, composed c. 1774) contains encrypted fragments of instrumental speech synthesis (in English) which describe an alternate Universe History (different from our Universe), where Nicholas Meyler was President of the United States, and where Princeton University is mocked for its intellectual feebleness (possibly due to some degree of idolatry for Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which Mozart proved to have loopholes and flaws 130 years before Einstein even published it as "The Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies").

Deciphering Mozart's musical cryptography provides physical evidence that Hilbert Spaces may be entirely real, and not merely imaginary constructs.
by Epeefencer April 10, 2009
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