mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.

Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”

by weinerfever9000 July 5, 2021

Red Highway

Slang for a woman's vagina while she is menstrating. Named after the
appearance of blood flow between the vaginal folds.

Hey Bro, did you ride the red highway last night?

by JAT69 October 20, 2004

life is a highway

scenarios plus dreams converted into reality equals dreams

Tom: your mom is a dirty slut

Timmy: life is a highway

Tom: dreams bro, dreams

by Patrick Roy (aka Taz) May 15, 2011

Highway Blues

Pairs of men's blue briefs that are found scattered on the sides of freeways.

There have sure been a lot of highway blues since we passed that last rest area.

by Joe LeBianchi November 12, 2010

highway women

I need to know what this means...somebody called me this. They acted like I should know what this mean.

Highway Women is one who i don't know.

by amanpreet December 6, 2006

highway hijack

When traffic comes to a complete hault, at a highway offramp, because of squeegie kids panning for change. One driver inevitably gives in, and therefore causes the resulting gridlock.

"The light's green. Why aren't we moving?"

"There's a gutterpunk on the island, conducting a highway hijack."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

Highwasted

The act of being high and waisted at the same time. Not to be confused with the popular style of hipster jean.

-Hey Hannah, how was you're grandma's bday last night?
*Hey Maddy, thanks for asking. It was pretty great since I rolled up highwasted on opium and vino!
-Real cool!

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013