The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
by dogafire July 9, 2024
Get the Hedgehog Facefuckmug. basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021
Get the Sonic The Hedgehog Hairmug. When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly
Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
by Undeadknight69 November 9, 2017
Get the hedgehog funmug. When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
Get the Sonic The Hedgehogmug. When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog
by Em90 January 20, 2022
Get the Hedgehoggingmug. so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
by amongus man January 12, 2022
Get the cucking hedgehogsmug.