Heebing

To complain about a thing or event from the past, which is directly, or greatly responsible, for the majority of things which the complainer benefits from in the present

1) in liberal arts class at the state university, Stacey had to write a paper criticizing colonialism. Although very busy with yoga class, dinner and drinks with friends, posting workout photos to social media, and placing Uber eats and amazon orders, she managed to get it done. Although I wouldn't bother reading her essay, I'm sure she was heebing a whole lot throughout.
2) jimmy was very critical of corporations, yet it was his uncle who's worked at Nintendo who paid his way through school and bribed the judge to make his DUI go away. jimmy, however, couldn't piece it all together. And so jimmy went in heebing about the system. And still does till this day.

by UrbanJogger November 30, 2023

healing era

The point in time when a female who often seeks to be treated poorly in dating, says things like “I’m taking time to work on myself”, or “this year is about me”. This usually persists for 3-6 months before returning to the streets.

Friend 1: “This female I’m dating keeps saying she’s in her healing era. Could I still hit?”

Friend 2: “it’s the best time to hit my friend”

by Bo Jed December 16, 2023

Hearing stars

The ringing in your ears after listening to loud music

Person 37: Bye mate, did you listen to that new song that I didn’t send you?

Person 26: no it’s so good, headphones weren’t enough so I had to put the song up my arse and now I’m hearing stars!

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the honesty. Hey do you reckon you could send me a quick video of the stars in your ears?

Person 26: nah of course not, let me know what you think?

Person 37: I’m not listening to it now, it’s very srats gniees!

Person 26: oh wow really appreciate the honesty, hey do you reckon I could send you a quick picture of my ears, I’m thinking of getting metal legs!

Person 37: Oh wow really appreciate the photograph, but I think I’m going to have to pass, looks like it might rain later on so I might have to bump up the fuel prices.

Person 26: yeah all worries no good, I’ve got a load of washing on in the microwave anyway so hope you have a subpar day 💕💕

Person 37: oh wow really appreciate the thoughtfulness hope you also have a lovely subpar 24 hours to come.

Person 26: word’ cum!

by shredded toe nails January 2, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Heating Me Up

Inciting anger or irritation.

“Alright bro, now you heating me up.”

by dav3dontmiss March 31, 2024

Heating up the rig

A tall, well hung confederate man that so loves his giant pickup truck he only beats off via the warm tailpipe cuckolding his wife that’s mowing down rebel sausage in the tailgate.

Did you see Bocephus out there hammering the truck again? Hell yeah I did son, he was heating up the rig like Boss Hog.

by High Sausage December 6, 2024

healing

A slang term that originally means "medication" but ends up meaning "travelling".

After months of stress at work, I finally booked a trip to Bali for some healing.

by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025