hagerman

A fake personality or a phony. A business partner who thrives on personal gain.

"That hagerman type really screwed us over"

by birchum January 26, 2006

crepe hanger

a morbid or death-obsessed person

by Anton September 30, 2003

towers hanger

Some one who is known to hang outside Castle Towers, pretending to be gangsters from the ghetto or lebbos/ulehs from banktown. They are generally within the age group of 11- 14 coming from rich families where their dads earn 6 figure incomes. Usually hang around lowies such as elena.

Uleh 1: hey Uleh, did u see those lowiez?
Uleh: nah brah, i was with my mum shopping for a huge golden cross uleh
Uleh: you're da maddest brah
person 1: shut up u towers hangers

by katerina October 14, 2004

Wall Hanger

The term for when a teacher gives you a discipline notice form (detention, suspension, etc.) that is so funny one should frame it and hang it on their wall in a place everyone will see. It should be seen as a badge of honor.

Person 1: my detention form says he yelled "oh shit last one in is gay!" Twice.

Person 2: yo thats a wall hanger. Get a frame.

by Lilwja January 11, 2015

Wire Hanger

When you fuck a pregnant woman and your dick pulls her baby out prematurely.

"Wasn't Jennifer pregnant?"

"No, her boyfriend fucked her like a wire hanger."

by Big Dick Donatello February 27, 2018

Haggerty

A person who destroys anything they touch.
Usually will urinate on furniture after passing out drunk.
Always eats others food and or leaves it out.
Blocks any opportunity for a person to meet or hook up with the opposite sex.
Known also as loud yelling in a small space.

Guy 1: What happened? You had that chick till that guy came over.
Guy 2: He pulled the biggest Haggerty, I had nothing left.

Scenero 2
Guy 1: OMG is that piss on the couch?
Guy 2: Total Haggerty move. And is that your leftovers on the floor.

by meatstick1 September 3, 2007

ape hangers

man boobs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man boobs as leverage.

that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.

by Seanchito Lopez August 6, 2011