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handyman's handkerchief

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.
"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "
by f00Sieben December 19, 2013
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handy chandy

An Asian that likes to suck dick
by Meeksable November 16, 2015
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handyside

The act of giving a hand job to the person sitting next to you. Usually in a movie theater, library, or concert. Bonus points for conferences or large family dinners such as holiday gatherings.
I was at the theater watching Gran Torino when this girl reached over with butter on her hand from the popcorn and gave me a handyside.
by tinman1972 December 6, 2015
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handymom

A mother who learns how to fix stuff around the house in order to save money and/or time. MacGyver mom, supermom, megamom, handyman, mother, fix, cook, build, make, repair
I have to be a handymom, it saves me time and a ton of money which I use to pay for childcare.
by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
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Handy Davidson

Being jerked off while riding a motorcycle, by your passenger. (from behind, not from sidecar)
The ride from Yuma was rough and dusty, which made the Handy Davidson from Sue rough and muddy.
by Beardo_357 July 12, 2016
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Handyandy

when a man is very handy with his hands
Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason
by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016
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handy clapped

When a retarded guy claps a big ass fat girls cheeks
fat Girl:hey I heard your handy clapped,I'm 400 pounds,you tryna fuck
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
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