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Hamster Hole

The Anus. The term come from the sex act of which a man inserts a hamster, or hamster like rodent (such as a gerbil) into the butthole for pleasure.
You don’t get to join the military police until after, you pull your HEAD, out of your HAMSTER HOLE!
by The anal dominator July 29, 2018
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sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick
last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster
by myyeeter July 19, 2023
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drown a hamster

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster
Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties
by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014
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hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.
I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.
by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023
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Corona Hamster

A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.
Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?
by LiquidSass March 13, 2020
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hamster food

When you shove your hamster in your anus and go about your day normally.
Tim: Hey Johnny you're walking kinda funny is everything alright?
Johnny: Yep just a little Hamster Food.
by Errect Phalic Member May 27, 2016
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peanut the hamster

Peanut the hamster is cute amazing furry loving caring and is the cutest hamster in world owner is Dakota
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