Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

Hamgry

When you go Ham on someone while really angry, and really hungry

I went Hamgry on that hoe.

by HamgryBro August 12, 2016

Hamgraff

A silly goose

Hamgraff is a silly goose.

by RandomGamerBen August 26, 2016

hamloaf

Act of giving a shit but not at the same time

Dude I have tickets to nickel back want to with me

Dude 2 hamloaf bro

by Mierda te chupe mi polla perra December 1, 2016

Hameous corpious

When a person/thing shows personality of a soldier as either Spartan gladiator, or legion and refuses to give up at any cost.(ha me us cor pious).

Guy 1: bro James what's up with your brother, guy 2: oh he seems to be showing a personality of a certain soldier , I guess he's become a Hameous corpious

by DatRogue411 March 8, 2017

hamdon

She is a big bully and is always mean, If you end up running into a Hamdon you will be annihilated by hateful comments and racial slurs. She may be a little bit crazy also and is always ready to pounce like a kitten. If you let your guard down around it; YOU ARE FUCKED. shes dating a babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeand is one.

Person 1: I met someone and started a relationship with but i found out that she was the craziest bitch out there.
Person 2: Ahhh, That must be a Hamdon!

by nick is thicc February 16, 2018