A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.
"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"
When the male ejaculates into a male or females anal cavity and pulls out and squeezes the bum cheeks together and the seimen dribbles out, giving the cheesyhamburger effect
Mate one: Bro Daryl gave that 50 year old the cheesy hamburger last nite!