A strange child, who believes she isn't beautiful but she is. She has extremely cold hands and loves slapping you for no apparent reason. She doesn't like eating around other people. But when she is alone she will eat everything in the fridge. Love you Haley (in a non-homosexual way)
" Haley k-a stop slapping me you bitch ass hoe"w
by White Dora 6 January 31, 2020
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A bitch of a person who likes to fuck every dude she sees
Yo is that a Haley Thomas? She been through the whole football team!
by sustus Augustus January 21, 2023
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she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever
by erulccm nai June 3, 2019
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One of the cutest couples you'll ever meet. They're the couple that single people look at and say, "Can they show each other off any more obviously?" They'll say that Haley is either too good for Calob or is a fake bitch, but Calob don't put up with that shit! Calob will fight anyone who disrespects his girl, and because of this, Haley gets really worried about him. Haley needs constant attention that Calob is willing to give, even in public!
"Is that Haley and Calob?"

"Yeah, it must be them. Look at how they're showing each other off."

"Ugh, I wish I had a relationship like Haley and Calob do."
by BiggThiccDiccBilly March 28, 2018
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Person 1: you see that girl over there?
Person 2: yeah, who’s that
Person 1: thats gay haley, shes so gay
by sonicthegayhedgehog September 10, 2021
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