When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
by Philly Mickson September 05, 2023
The only kind of herpes that isn't truly permanent. This is the worst type of herpes that women typically use to get out of situations that make them feel uncomfortable or may even prevent them from gaining any real STD. Keep in mind this is not truly having herpes, only pretending to have herpes.
"Me and my friend have situational herpes, go away."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
"I used to have a lot of unprotected goat sex at Clay-Chalkville high school, now I have situational herpes."
by J Self November 27, 2011
A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.
by NasaGal August 06, 2019
by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017
by Nugget79 October 17, 2010
My girlfriend and I were trying some kinky shit - I was fisting her anus. I did not realize she had had anal sex with another man, who had given her herpes, and as I fisted her, I contracted Fist Herpes.
by SuckAChode November 06, 2013
by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021