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Harold Camping

Harold Camping is when you are going camping, have everything planned and purchased, and your car gassed up. Only, you never actually go.
My parents told me we were going camping and I was so pumped. Too bad what they really meant was "Harold Camping!" We just sat in the car for a while and then went back inside. Lame!
by Dr. Ewnaj September 23, 2011
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Harold

Harold is the abusive father thats beats the kids and karen. Very drunk
Harold has just beat the kids.
by The gay asshole101 April 20, 2019
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Harold

He’s the Man!

No he most definitely isn’t

Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.
Hey Sis this club is full of Harold’s , let’s bounce!
by The Giza September 1, 2019
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Harold

GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.
Where did you disappear to now Harold?
by JM Stevens March 30, 2020
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working hard or hardly working

singlehandedly, the stupidest phrase i have ever heard. it is not funny when used to a student and it is not funny when used to a coworker. you are not witty, you are a dumbass.

first off, there is no way that you can in any way compare working hard to hardly working. how can you confuse the two? you can't.

second off, if you have in some way found a way to a management position and use this phrase, someone in your office is going to send you a big bag of poop.

thirdly, it is not a pick up line. a pick up line is, "hey baby, do you have any black in you? you want some?" this does not compare.
fitzgerald: hey sexy mama, working hard or hardly working?

helga: go fuck yourself.

fitzgerald: okay.
by shizzfuzz May 17, 2010
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hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
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Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.
That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?
by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016
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