GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)

Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.

by Joan-Nation June 24, 2021

Gump

Opposite of a butt, a mattress.

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

Forrest Gump-ing

The act of sitting at a bus stop and forcing people to listen to your life story.

"Any plans this Friday? We should go Forrest Gump-ing!"
That's all I have to say about that...

by TheGiff November 12, 2021

Gump

A PG rated version of most swear words that are commonly used in the English language. It has no affiliation with the famous character Forrest Gump.

What the gump is that?
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...

by Oldgremlin July 31, 2023

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022