Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

gooping and gumping

To be doing especially well; great

“I got 100% on my essay! I’m gooping and gumping!”

“That’s amazing, good job!”

by ur local non-binary April 28, 2023

Gump

When you and your boy are tag teaming a girl with the lights off and she gets up to go to the bathroom without you guys realizing and you nut in your boy accidentally.

bro no shot you gumped out last night that’s so gay

by Big brrrrrr December 31, 2022

Gumping it

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.

That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"

by CrimsonFisher January 5, 2023

I'd gump it

The phrase someone will say when they are sexually attracted to someone

"Did you see that girl, dawg? Lord knows I'd gump it"

by Rissa_bubomas January 12, 2023

“Gumping It”

To sexually take advantage of an individual who is slightly mentally disabled; not enough to be considered truly mentally disabled but enough to easily be pressured into sexual activity.

“Hey! That guy over there is totally “Gumping It” with those girls!”

by SpeedMcWeed December 6, 2023

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023