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Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.
"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing oils?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."
by Opprobrium June 1, 2018
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Guiri

1: Persona, en el sentido Gamer, campera o tramposa, que tiene hacks o que spamea flechas. Conocido como "el hipy Gamer"

2: Persona que pasa mucho tiempo en un mismo juego, que es adicto y que, aun haciendo cosas buenas, a la comunidad no le gusta.
1: Ya no se puede jugar, a la mínima que te mueves esos guiris te matan.

2: Ese tío es un guiri, no se despega de la pantalla.
by Agirres June 2, 2015
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Gurusimran

Gurusimran is someone who is vvery loud, she is known as a manly woman and can annoy anyone who comes in her presence. She insists on getting into trouble. She thinks she is loved adored and strong, but when it come down to it she is scared and abnoxious. She is a definate gold-digger and a slut!
A- Who is that annoying man?
G- I am a freakin girl, and my named is Gurusimranl!!
A- o haha my bad!
by pretty pooper June 25, 2010
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Girugamesh

Referring to drugs or any other bullshit that you use to get high.
Do you wanna buy a bag of girugamesh?
by The Cack August 24, 2011
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Guirk

A female who does think that defies any logic. Can also be complete stupidity.
"That girl is such a GUIRK"

"Stop acting like a GUIRK"
by Edge August 22, 2003
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GURUit

GURUit means to do something in the coolest way possible. to GURUit you must do something awesomer then is conceivably possible
Person1: Dont be lame, GURUit
Person2: *Goes off and does it way cooler then was first thought possible*
by Matfink_GURUit January 1, 2010
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Guirkin

1. Someone who has a really small penis that couldn't even pleasure a mouse.

2. A plumbing company. "If it ain't working, call Guirkin!"

3. Someone who can't handle a drink and is often the first to pass out, this can end in them having pranks pulled on them.
1. Wow Michael's a right Guirkin!

2. Look's like your sink is blocked, you should call Guirkin.

3. Hah, he's such a Guirkin, let's abuse him while he's unconcious.
by nool evidle July 25, 2010
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