national grab a guys dick day

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick

i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day

by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017

grabbin a steak

used to describe the act of grabbing a supremely muscular part of a man's back. mostly used with the intent of informing someone of how fucking epic their back is; user will most likely be drunk.

Curious Girl: "Your look pretty sore. You need a back massage?"

Drunk Man: "Nah, you ain't ready for this shit. Shit's like grabbin a steak."

by peaches and muthafuckin' gravy September 17, 2010

grab the bacon

Getting the best (usually a girl) and leave the crap for the rest

"Prom is coming up soon. Hurry a grab the bacon."

by Jay Kang November 5, 2006

Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016

grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.

man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"

by feldpar February 16, 2009