The Golden Shot

The final injection a herion user takes before he or she ODs

John: "I saw her lying in a pool of vomit and vaginal discharge as she injected herself just before she died."

Jim: "Ahh, the golden shot"

by jseps March 22, 2011

Golden Lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a man.

Looking back on my past relationships with men, sometimes I wish I was a Golden Lesbian.

by Jess506 December 31, 2006

Golden Dick

the dick you hope your girlfriend never finds. this pens is the absolute perfect length , girth and color for her vagina , it hits all the right places.. there is only ever one Golden Dick for each girl in the world

Ben - "Alice is going on holidays next week , i think she's going to break up with me before she leaves. we've been fighting a lot"

Craig - "maybe she'll find the Golden Dick"

Ben - "why would you say that?"

by fuckingrage March 13, 2013

Golden Gamerz

Golden Gamerz / Golden Gamerz are those who have be gamerz a very long time.
When you play Gamez long enough you become Golden at your Gamez.

As a Golden Gamerz you might say... Man i played Gamez so long i have become old olden and Golden.

by [GG]sm0ke! August 2, 2007

Golden Morrison

Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.

"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.

"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.

"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."

by Cipi_43 August 20, 2009

golden years

Those later years when you are always tired, your hair is falling out, your vision is failing and you can’t fuck.

The golden years have come at last, the golden years can kiss my ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

M.D. Golden Rule

Can mean either MODERN DAY GOLDEN RULE or MEDICAL DOCTOR/DENTIST GOLDEN RULE. Illustrates the degraded/depraved state of the human psyche in the self-centered dog-eat-dog world of the 21st Century.
Modern Day Golden Rule:
(1) "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you"... in other words, CLOBBER EVERYONE AROUND YOU INTO A SHAPELESS PULP SO THAT THEY CAN'T "GET" YOU FIRST! (Never mind that those other hapless mortals may not have had any thought/intention whatsoever of harming you... why take the chance???)
(2) "Do unto others IF they have done unto you"... in other words, never do anything nice or helpful for anyone unless you get PAID to do it, or unless THEY DO SOMETHING FOR YOU IN RETURN. Nunna this "charity/volunteer" or "out of the goodness of your heart" bullcrap!
(3) "Do unto others AS they have done unto you"... in other words, TAKE REVENGE! Whup their sorry butts twice as hard as they hurt you (even if they never intentionally meant to offend), or sue the pants off 'em in court!
Medical Doctor/Dentist Golden Rule: "Do unto other SO THAT THEY ARE FORCED to do unto you"... in other words, INTENTIONALLY CAUSE A HEALTH CRISIS WITH YOUR CLIENTS, so that they will then be compelled to pay you hefty fat fees to "cure" them!! Perform needless/destructive surgery, give them medicine that you know they will react allergically to, pick around on their teeth to create new cavities if none are already present, and so on.

I try very hard to just behave myself, keep a low profile, and not get sick if I can possibly help it --- there are too many human jackals out there who practice the M.D. Golden Rule.

by QuacksO February 8, 2013