gopher ball

As in "go for" ball, used in baseball to refer to a pitch hit for a homerun.

Don't throw a hanging curve with a 2-0 count...gopher ball for sure.

by Fox Horn May 5, 2005

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 7, 2003

Gopher Pound

Gopher Pounding is when one person ,male or female, sits on top of a woman with his/her ass cheeks spread out so that anything coming out of the butt will go inside the woman's vagina. The person on top will begin pooping inside the woman's Vagina, but will squeeze the poop back in the butt, hence the name Gophering. The poop will act as a dildo if it is firm enough, or lubricate if it is soft. The in and out motion will stimulate the woman.

"I saw Marshall Gopher Pounding Haili, and I nearly threw up!"

by Gopher Pounder 69 July 23, 2009

L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.

Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!

by Stian Hollings April 1, 2007

Gaper

1) noun: One who cannot do, and is generally found as an amazed onlooker when viewing any display of actual skill. Often relating to snowsports. syn; jong, nOOb

2) adj: As pertaining to one who is a gaper.

saw some gaper come up way short on that gap, looked really painful.

I can't believe I ate it on a gaper slope like that.

by El ka-JONG December 8, 2004

Gaper

a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out

Nate Gave Cori The Gaper Last Night?

by Lord-Gore March 7, 2010

gomer

Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.

Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."

by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009