goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008

gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.

He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.

by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015

goob

A term of endearment

"What a goob!"
"You're my goob!"

by supergoob April 15, 2006

gobshite

The average Manchester United supporter.

Manchester United fan: 'ow many trophies have dirty leeds won aye lol?"
Me: Shut it you gobshite and go support Leyton Orient or some other team in London.

by The Mad Hatter 55 November 5, 2009

Goober

A complete idiot who gets no poon and is basically the least likely to get any girls in the friend group. A group of goobers is called goobs. Common characteristics of a goober include: funny looking, clumsy, obese, low iq. This term was originated in Cranford New Jersey, by a red headed man.

Look at that funny looking fat kid! Hes a total Goober!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019