Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

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Going Town

The way a retarded chav in Britain (Not Sure About Other Countries) says "Going to town". This can be used in many different ways such as "Going School" instead of "Going to School".

Chav:"I'm going Town tomorrow"
Respectable Memeber Of Society:"He's such a chav isn't he"

by AtlasKoala January 26, 2017

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goign • Going Ham • going steady • Goink • Going Commando • Going Rogue • Going Green • goins • going out • going down

Goin’ Garys

To share or split craft beer(s) with 1 or more person(s). Generally in succession similar to a tasting.

Hey Christian! Want a heady topper?
“Is that beer? ‘We Goin’ Garys’ on one”
I also have ‘Lunch’ and a few others anyone else ‘Goin’ Garys’ with us?

by Rufus86 December 13, 2019

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Going out the backdoor

As an alternative to suicide, you take 100,000 ug of acid.

I don’t have the constitution or capacity for suicide.... going out the backdoor is the only option I have left.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel December 13, 2020

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going patxi

To follow a rigorous, disciplined and climbing training regime.
Named by Joe Miller after world-class climber Patxi Usobiaga, famous for his hardcore trainings.

I was weak, so i decided going patxi.
After 10 000km on bike, 1000 pullups and 5 climbing days, it is time for rest day. (Patxi Usobiaga)
Adam really went patxi. He does 100 pull ups every day.

by TvojaMtJeMojaBitchinja December 21, 2020

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