goom

A friend's honest attempt to get a buddy to change topics because he's not aware that his wife is coming up right behind him.

Sal- "So she took my Seahawk hat and put it on, and her tits were just hanging there when..."
Sid- "Goom! Goom!"
Sal- "And I was thinking that my wife hasn't been on any romantic vacations in a while and I thought, 'what a treat'.

by Another Dodger fan. June 16, 2003

Goomah

The name of my Dads boat

"I'm going out on Il Goomah"

by C Coppola May 31, 2004

goom

One word encompassing the expression, "dude, that is lame." Meant to be said with a deadpan face, followed by a quick topic change before the lame-o can explain his dumbass comment.

Erkel: I think I need to go to Homie Camp.
Busta: Goom.
Erkel: What I meant was...
Busta: See that Laker game last night?

by Surf Dodger June 9, 2003

goomped

"GOOMPED" is a word used to describe words like "devoured" or "abolished". Usually reffering to eating.

D@MN boy, you goomped that sh!t.
or
Yo hungry @$$ goomped them grapes

by CDF September 20, 2006

Goomba

A fat/ugly girl who appears "attractive" over a social media site's pictures; i.e. Instagram, facebook, myspace, etc, and is ugly or doesn't look anything like the picture in real person.

Ian: Samira looked HOT on her profile picture on Facebook, but when I met her yesterday, she was a fat goomba dude!
Jesse: You gotta watch out for those goombas man! They're everywhere playing tricks on us n' shit.

by iButteryassmondays October 4, 2012

Goom Master

Is the person who finds fat or overweight woman attractive to the point he fucks them stupid and openly braggs about it to his friends thinking he's achieved a great feat!

You are the goom master!

by Rocky townz September 30, 2014

goomad

Its another word to say mistress

Also referred as goomah which means mistress

Jessie: Hey what that goomad mean?

Kai: I dunno lets look it up

by xxuwulonersxx January 2, 2019