giles

Biggest Pedo possible...Wears leather lives in the midlands area so beware! People try to be giles but most of the time fail

Cags tries quite hard to become giles

by chef March 6, 2003

Giles

The fat/gobbly thing on your neck that's fun to play with.

That girl is so fat, she has huge giles! Take your giles elsewhere.

by Becca and Maddie October 28, 2007

gilf

girlfriend i'd like to fuck

Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf.

Where u goin this weekend?
to some sleezy motel with my gilf.

I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS

by Qweerdo May 13, 2005

GILF

acronym for Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That gov from AK is a GILF

by AlaskaME October 20, 2008

Golfsex

A game played primarily by rock stars with groupies or men who have the power to be able to lure several ladies into playing. 2 or more men needed and either 9 or 18 ladies.

Each lady has a 'par' to be measured in thrusts 1st man to finish loses.

Adam started to play golfsex but was beat by Amy (hole 15) she was a par 20 and after the previous other holes that were high pars he lost! Craig made it all the way to hole 18 though!

by Penny Fox November 21, 2010

GIYFS

Google It Your-Fucking-Self

Lazy friend/co-worker/family member seems to have lost the ability to think.

"How old is John Travolta?"
"GIYFS"

by Qece November 3, 2009

Gilstrap

Anyone who has a very low intelligence and doesn't completely know how to pronounce his/her R's and L's. This individual may very well be an asshat or ass monkey. He/she usually will have a false sense of coolness and manliness. The individual typically has a terrible lisp.

Man 1:"Hey man, did you just see that ass monkey walk by?"
Man 2:"Dude thats a Gilstrap. Its not his fault. He was born that way."

by JC78681Krs January 11, 2009