Tulsa Gift Bag 

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

Tulsa Gift Bag by Drpun May 19, 2009

mandatory gift giving bush 

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

mandatory gift giving bush by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

The gift of goodbye 

A sarcastic parting commentary offered upon the exit of a particularly offensive or distasteful relationship.

So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.

The gift of goodbye by YAWA February 9, 2021

black elephant gift exchange 

Much like it's tamer cousin, the White Elephant Gift Exchange, a Black Elephant Gift exchange has a naughty twist. The main idea is similar: all people involved bring a wrapped holiday gift, which will be randomly raffled off within the participating group. The gifts, however, range anywhere from dildos to skimpy outfits/costumes to BDSM items, as long as they are on the naughty side. Black Elephant Gift Exchanges put the /hot/ in hot chocolate during the holiday season.

"I've always wanted to try a butt plug! Thanks, Black Elephant Gift Exchange."

black elephant gift exchange by Acaitia June 23, 2014

Indian gift 

a gift that the receiver is bound to return to the giver because the latter will, for sure, demand that the gift be returned sometime in the future. Also called Indian present.

I don't like to hold back this gift because I will have to return it sooner or later. It's an Indian gift. Do you know who gave this gift to me? Mr Jack, an Indian giver to the core.

Indian gift by uttam maharjan June 13, 2010

The Gift 

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

The Gift by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008

Departing gift 

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

John farted then left the room, he left a Departing gift

Departing gift by naitsirhc August 23, 2009