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Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
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gerbertie

a "person" who believes wholeheartedly that gerard way (my chemical romance) and bert mccracken (the used) fucked in the 2000's
xXxem0b0ixXx: frerard or grank?

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XORATFACE: 📣📣📣gerbertie alert
by walmart_goth October 1, 2022
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Gerale

Join Gerale
by Brookfresh October 8, 2022
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gorbleton

A popular shloopy doop boink boink goober from the east of Pinasbrefth Village, Idaho. The term was coined from famous bimbly wimbly, Jumbo Gumbo, who played him in an intense game of strip chess.
Man I love when Gorbleton spoinks that boink
by Bibble XXI November 5, 2022
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gurbleshnar

The feeling of disgust. Most often used as a grunt.
Molly's mother asked her how she was feeling, she replied with, "gurbleshnar".
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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Gerblin

A euphemism for putting a small rodent in your anus while masturbating.
Yeah he bought that hamster after his girl left so he can give himself a gerblin.
by thickest_dickest January 28, 2023
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gurblegawt

Adj. ITs the new version of a chazzwuz only better with less pinching
Please don't gurblegawt the monkey it might die laughing.
by Jedi curegam February 12, 2023
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