garber

Anyone who wears a strap-on.

You see that garber wearing a strap-on.

What a queer, must be a garber.

by sportsmangi May 6, 2011

Rusty Gerber

Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.

Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.

I heard Gary and his bitch got kinky last night - He gave her a rusty gerber

by Lady of the Jai April 2, 2009

Geebed

To be under the influence of alcohol or any other drug.

I'm so geebed right now bro.

by KateNJ May 29, 2008

gerb

to involuntarily expel a beverage that is in one's mouth in reaction to a startling, usually humorous, event.

When he said that, I totally gerbed all over my shirt.

by Sprout February 9, 2004

gerber baby

someone who is cute and extemely nice

alyssa is a gerber baby

by bear213 March 31, 2009

Ass Gerbil

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008