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1. To have intercourse in a public place, ex. park, bench, dirt, school hallways, etc.

2. To get with scummy girls
"Wow, he just garber'd her in the park!"
garber by Embro111 February 4, 2010
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a Garber is one who rocks out with their cocks out. also known as cradle robber (i.e. see ludt)
2. a wise and noble clerk. 3. bloodline of royalty with a "magic" stick.
a shrewd administrative sensed being who comes from a long line of royalty. Legend has it that a true "Garber" is know for robbing cradles and ruling with a "magic" stick.
Ageless and timeless being
Garber by wangus maximus 1 February 1, 2008
Anyone who wears a strap-on.
You see that garber wearing a strap-on.

What a queer, must be a garber.
garber by sportsmangi May 6, 2011
garber (verb): to deliberately misspell someone's name in response to that person's misspelling of your name

Derived from the word garble.
What, he addressed you as Erik in his e-mail even though your signature clearly says Eric?? you should totally garber that jerk!
garber by OnlyatBrandeis January 16, 2013
A girl who is tall and too skinny.
Wow, that girl is a total Garber. She needs to put on some wieght.
Garber by Rupert P. Williamson October 30, 2007

Garber High

Everyone is fucking retarded, except Michael Carr
I heard Garber high is a good school.
No its full of fucking retards except that one kid Michael.
Garber High by Hugh Jasmines November 15, 2019

Garber baby 

Garber baby by big boy football fan November 1, 2019
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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