my goatse brings all the boys to the yard

The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.

mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?

goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.

by boburt March 29, 2004

Geatland

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.

And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.

by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

the gatsby

The act of jumping up in the air, grabbing your ankles and proceeding to land on your knee caps

Nick was so pissed he gave himself the gatsby.

by Brandaminator August 21, 2007

switch gears

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!

My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

geass

A geass is an effect invoked through direct eye contact resulting in a psychological desire to carry out some service or to refrain from some action or course of activity, as desired by you.
Considered by Dungeons and Dragons players to have been derived from the Geas spell.

"Die."
"Yes,your Highness"
*Those subject to the Geass proceed to shoot themselves.*

by heedree December 12, 2008

goatscrew

General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events

The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew

by Kevern September 24, 2004

goatse

verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.

noun: anything that goatses someone.

origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.

1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.

2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.

by soybomb May 13, 2005