gnilf

Gnome i'd like to fuck.

At first I thought we were in the porn store all of a sudden because there was a long line of what looked like blow-up gnilfs, but we were just in the garden department of Lowes, and they were garden gnome statues. I love me some gnilfs.

by starafulation chipmonger February 7, 2012

Gaile

In the Phillippinnes, Gaile is another way of saying lame.

Your car still has manual powered windows? Thats so Gaile.

by Marc Clavo April 7, 2006

gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

by daniel May 19, 2004

GILF

(n.) Governor I'd Like to Fuck; relative to party lines and gender. Generally restricted to describe the governor from Alaska.

Even though I'm voting for Obama, that Palin is such a GILF.

by Palin lover October 29, 2008

sheila gail

a typical saying which originated in the gay community, in cape town south africa, where gay guys substitute women's names for words. in this instance sheila,- which means shit or rubbish - and gail, which means to talk combine to form the meaning 'you are talking shit' or 'don't talk shit!'

gay guy a : you won't believe it! i had sex with brad pitt last night!

gay guy b : Sheila Gail!!

or

john: i have to use the loo! i need to sheila!

jane: that's a little too much info for me thanks!

by dougie g September 11, 2006

gilf

girlfriend i'd like to fuck

Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf.

Where u goin this weekend?
to some sleezy motel with my gilf.

I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS

by Qweerdo May 13, 2005

GILF

acronym for Governor I'd Like to Fuck

That gov from AK is a GILF

by AlaskaME October 20, 2008