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Gremlin

Their hobby is misleading and shaming people. They start stalking and digging through your trash to look for anything embarrassing you might have thrown away. Sometimes they even try to directly provoke you, because they think it’s funny if they get a reaction out of you.

You might try to speak with them and explain that they have the wrong idea about you. You might try to explain that you’ve changed over the years or explain that your old messages only look bad because they don’t have the necessary context. However, when you try to do this, they’ll just laugh at you.

You see, they don’t care at all about getting to know the real you. They want to maintain their twisted perception of you because they’re having so much fun ridiculing and sharing this image of you that exists in their minds. You might try to prove that they’re wrong about you by remaining on your best behavior for as long as possible… but it won’t help.
Over time, you're going to develop a lot of resentment towards the gremlins. Your old personality will melt away and be replaced with an angry and bitter attitude.
by MagicTrombone November 13, 2018
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gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world
Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there
by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017
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Gremlin

maxx danziger is a gremlin
by nienkev94 March 16, 2019
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Gremlin

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps
"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."
by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018
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Scheme Gremlin

A man or women you have anyone. Iggy stand with that is not particularly flattering to the eye and lives in a scheme.
Did you see that Scheme gremlin Chris went home with last night.
by Scheme Gremlins April 21, 2018
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unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.
Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.
by America's last hope. July 5, 2017
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Gremlin

Michael is a gremlin
by Turtle_Theory November 7, 2020
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