Glizzy Goblin

A fat, unattractive woman who gets by on sucking dick. Not to be confused with a “keg on legs”.

-Yo playboy why you with that fat, ugly bitch?
-Because she can suck a mean dick.

-Oh yeah, you got yourself a real glizzy goblin!

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Glizzy Glock 9000

When a girl completely dominates your Schlong with her mouth

Zack gave Koa the Glizzy Glock 9000 last night

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A fucked up word and retarded song but extremely entertaining for some strange reason

no example needed just listen to the song:) trust mehh
Glizzy Gobblers by idk lol

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To walk or stride in a confident fashion or manner because you are in possession of your glizzy (glock specifically or any other firearm in general).

Tyrone was Glizzy bopping through the neighborhood because he had that pole on him. He was ready for someone to press him.

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Someone who sucks on male genitals either a lot or very well.

Clay admitted that he’s a glizzy gobbler, and all the men at the party left the room.

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One who gives that gawk gawk 3000

“Yo Sarah gave me head last night” Oh so she a glizzy gobler.

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A fucked up word and retarded song but extremely entertaining for some strange reason

no example needed just listen to the song:) trust mehh
Glizzy Gobblers by idk lol

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