George W. Bush

An amusing president trying to make himself known for bravado acts of heroism, such as being able to land a plane, and trying to keep favors to corporate buddies on the down-low. Often seen with his darling pet lap dog, Tony Blair. Has only done one productive thing in his political career so far, which is his slight limitation on the huge amount of money stolen from hardworking people (rich and poor alike) every year. It is a TREMENDOUS mistake to assume that this fairly dangerous man is stupid because he portrays himself that way; having made himself appear unintelligent, he has made himself appear innocent. Do not let his acting disguise his intelligent and evil intentions. Pray every time he walks into the room that he will drop dead.

"Bush may look stupid, but at least he's not stupid enough to think that just because someone's wealthy they should have to pay a higher percentage of taxes."

George W. Bush by Edwin Alesco September 1, 2003

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George w. bush

To do the impossible, usually derogatory in connotation.

Originates from historical context: George W. Bush gained political power through illegal manipulation of the voting system, passed numerous laws under false descriptions (ie "Clear Skies Act", "Healthy Forrest Act", "The Patriot Act"), Plunged an economically healthy country into a deep recession, cut taxes for the rich, destroyed the hope of national health care and social security, starved public education, instigated a foreign policy of pre-emptive attack without proof or any international approval necessary, ignored the kyoto agreement and nuclear non-proliferation treaties, began reproduction of nuclear arms, covered up global warming sections in the EPA annual report, and destroyed all faith I once had in our country being a progressive and positve example for the future. Now I'm just plain embarassed.

He fell off of a Segway. Dubya!

George w. bush by An American (shhhhh, don't tell anyone, they'll June 20, 2003

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George W. Bush

Probably the most polarizing American President in modern history. Viewed by Republicans as an honest, religious man, and by Democrats as a politically inept "puppet" controlled by his VP- Dick Cheney, and his cabinet.
He became president in 2000 after a disputed election against former Vice-President Al Gore. The election had many doubt whether Bush was even elected properly since he lost the popular vote, and possibly even Florida (recounts were stopped by the Supreme Court). His first term was marked by many occasions such as 9/11, Afghanistan Invasion, and the Iraq Invasion which divided the country even further. Despite wide predictions, he won a second term in the long, bitter, and venomous 2004 election against Democratic candidate John F. Kerry. What exactly his second term will bring is yet unknown.

George W Bush is not a very good public speaker.

George W. Bush by axon December 30, 2004