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metal gear excelsus 

well if it isn't saucy jack
the metal gear excelsus is a giant fucking robot too complicated to explain
metal gear excelsus by void king September 6, 2022
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Scout’s Gear 

Lubricant of choice and a gak towel.
Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

hop on guilty gear 

1. Another way of telling someone to kill themselves in a particularly gruesome manner
2. Rough gay oral sex, often involving remarkable amounts of pickle juice being swallowed before oral sex takes place.
You better hop on guilty gear

Metal Gear Solid 3 

FUCK San Andreas.
FUCK Halo 2.
FUCK Metroid Prime 2.
THIS is the best game ever.
When I saw the graphics on this game for the first time I almost shit my pants. Not literally, for all you dumbasses out there.
Metal Gear Solid 3 by Adrian November 19, 2004

fresh gear friday 

Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.
Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?

Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!
fresh gear friday by Snug G. Fresh December 13, 2004

second gear 

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.
Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.