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Church Of Gadsden

The Church of Gadsden was formed in the wake of government overreach in North America.

Being a member of the Church of Gadsden permits you to be exempt from tyrannical government policies due to “Religious Reasons”.
The church of Gadsden may form assembly anywhere it pleases, at any time it pleases.
Members may refer to each other as “Brother or Sister”.

The tail will rattle when provoked 🐍
“Greetings Brother James, I am so thankful to be a member of the Church Of Gadsden. I was exempted from the vaccine mandates at work for religious reasons
by Ordained Minister J November 6, 2021
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Gadget Whore

A person who has an abundance of gadgets many of which create more of an inconvenience than convenience. This person will usually pay an exorbitant amount for a gadget/service to replace the burden of thinking about simple chores or using common sense.
1. "Sorry we missed your wedding, my gadget whore of a father followed his new GPS and drove us into a lake"

3. I cant believe that gadget whore Kaho Yelp'd my Church to see if it was any good.

4. a. "Did you see my new iWhatever!?! it has a built in navi, I can type my notes, and it even sync's my with my microwave!"

b."No wonder you're a virgin you gadget whore"

5. *roomates talking after a date*

a. "Yeah I know shes fat and ugly and smells like wet socks but she drives an LS430 with the new automatic parallel parking feature"
b. "You totally got gadget whored"
by chowpay July 6, 2009
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gadgetonanist

A person almost sexually obsessed with an excessive use of electronic devices and other technological gadgets, tending to perform agressive verbal harrasment of nearby collateral victims with endless quantity of gadgets' technical data.
A boring and agressive subdivision of gadget-freak and gadget-geek people.
Oh, shaddup! You're such a gadgetonanist, you've been almost an hour jerkin' off with your speech about your iPod's performances!
by DocBoc August 27, 2011
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Gaddafi stomp

Somewhat like the terms "ghetto stomp" and "curb stomp." It is where you quite litteraly get stomped to death for being un-liked.
"Yo, this punk-ass skater who was poppin off the other day almost got gaddafi stomped!!!"
by whodoyouthinkthisis13 October 23, 2011
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Gadget Porn

The display of images or video that are relevant to technology based products such as computers, displays, and electronic accessories.
Sites such as Gizmodo.com and Engadget.com are classic examples of gadget porn sites.

Iron Man is an example of a gadget porn movie production.
by Mr. Gary Lee May 12, 2008
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gadgey

Non specific person in Scotland; 'joe bloggs'. Often used to refer to workman, or random person in street/crowd.
See that gadgey with the yellow jacket?
by MJW October 4, 2004
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gadge

aw fuck, check oot that pure wee cunt wi the burberry cap and the le coq sportif tracksuit on and the bottol o bucky, dowie's a right fuckin gadge
When describing seeing a gadge in the street, most likely london road in glasgow
by Absolute pure gedge man March 19, 2004
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