what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

Fuck Biden

Worst president

Fuck Biden!

by bruhskis123123 December 3, 2020

Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape

-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-

by Robert._. November 7, 2019

make like a tree and fuck off

a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".

Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.

by JackBauer133 March 3, 2011

fuck eyes

The look you give someone when you want to have sex with them. Usually done from across the bar.

There was so many people in the bar last night, I was reduced to giving her my "fuck eyes" look from where I was standing.

by Jazzual March 24, 2013

biker fuck

Old biker that steals your girl

I hate that old biker fuck he took my girl

by stomphehead October 21, 2015

cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.

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by BirchBuns November 30, 2016