fucktastic

Someone of either sex who is a great lay.

Dude, Janet is totally fucktastic!

by jaydawg February 19, 2005

fucktart

Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.

This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.

by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002

fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

funktnubicus

One who is not quite upto being a n00b.

A lamer.

A funktnubicus.

lolz you are a funktnubicus maximus!

by LordZehyn December 30, 2009

Funktapus

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.

Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!

by The Funktapus January 8, 2013

fucktardian slip

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011