fucktard

a combination of retard and fuckwit

when u cant decide what to call those of a lower intelligence just call them a fucktard

jase u fucktard dont ram it up my anus ....

by his master.... May 4, 2006

fucktard

n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself

I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.

by kap_x April 19, 2004

Fucktard

A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do

Man, you're a fucktard.

by Semi Essessi July 18, 2003

fucktard

a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")

"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"

by Louis Cyphre November 4, 2007

Fucktard

An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.

"You shot Church you teamkilling fucktard!" -Tucker- Red vs. Blue Episode 8

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

fucktardation

Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;

-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)

Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!

Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.

You? Still going dry?

Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.

M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

by hareutz August 5, 2009

Fucktard

Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)

Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!

Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!

by SmitheeFuckTard December 26, 2009