fucktardian slip 

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

fucktardian slip by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011

fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

fucktardy by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

Fucktard 

See Adam Schiff.

You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!

Fucktard by LCMB March 14, 2018

Fucktardistic 

Something so incredibly stupid that it has the capacity of changing one's life (usually not for the best).

That was the most Fucktardistic thing I've ever done

Fucktardistic by Andrew Todd69 January 1, 2021

fucktard 

Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"

fucktard by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004

Fucktard Land 

The island of which fucktardians originated; Geographically located near Australia.

1. You fucking fucktard go back to Fucktard Land.

2. BOB SAGET!

Fucktard Land by Bob Cosby July 25, 2010

High Functioning Fucktard 

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.

That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.

High Functioning Fucktard by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014