fucing

Like fucking... but way harder.

After getting your mom drunk, we went up to her and your father's bedroom and started fucing with such passion that I broke her legs and back.

by Troth January 2, 2009

fucktard contest

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!

Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

Fuckitz

A general condition of apathy causing one to adopt a 'fuck it' attitude towards life in general.

"I didn't do shit all day; I had a case of the fuckitz."

by RBD31 November 16, 2006

fucktardian slip

Much worse than a Freudian slip!Root word fucktard.

My emo drunken brother(IE:The Fucktard)who claims to like his girlfriends bulldog had a fucktardian slip when he accidently expressed his dislike for it.Girlfriend not happy now!

by Kfallsguy April 8, 2011

Fucktard

See Adam Schiff.

You are insane and need medications. Don't act like such a fucktard!

by LCMB March 14, 2018

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 10, 2022

fucktard

Someone who is so stupid by default that to call them a retard would be an insult to those retarded everywhere.

Their ignorance and lack of redeeming factors make them fucktards.

"I can't believe John, the stupid fucktard, would go and say that to Julie after telling him so many times not to!"

by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004