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frog punch

An extremely powerful offensive maneuver only used by the hardest of core. A special punch delivered by extending the second knuckle of the middle finger outward to a point, while clenching the fist. Aim for the throat for devastating results the likes of which your opponent, punk-assed bitch that he/she is, shall never forget.
Don't fuck with me, Victoria, or I'll frog punch your titts.
by renode October 7, 2007
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frog's eye

The male version of the camel toe, having pants so tight that one of your balls is showing.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil July 28, 2008
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box of frogs

Denotes lack of sanity in large quantity.
by GjjG May 6, 2006
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trouser frogs

Absolutely adorable testicles molded into perfect round balls when a guy puts on a really awesome pair of touchable trousers.
Your trouser frogs are so soft!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh
by chick1215 August 3, 2017
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frog crumpet

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.
The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan
by Kalivha November 21, 2009
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frog-strangler

Term used by people in Florida to describe a strong and nasty thunderstorm.
Hey mike, I can't come over right now, I got a frog-strangler going on outside and it has the road in front of my house closed.
by Dennys Menus September 26, 2009
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