Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012

Glizzy Friday

A special and reoccurring event involving a group of glizzed out folk obtaining more glizzy after a week of diminishing glizz.

“I wish it was Glizzy Friday. I haven’t slapped down a fresh glizz in days.”

by MacrO_69 April 23, 2022

Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.

" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"

by Swoleness November 25, 2022

Funky Friday

Funky Friday is a Roblox FNF (Friday Night Funkin') game that was made by Lyte Interactive.

"Yo bro I just got done doing the devils tango with my girlfriend and I proceeded to PFC Ghost Mania in Funky Friday!"

by Sh4mbles December 14, 2021

aren friday

aren friday is when @kucuddles on instagram posts a character from saiki k on every friday. it's something to look forward too every week.

"ITS AREN FRIDAY FINALLY IVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING"

by kpopwhore April 10, 2021

friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

by chrno August 13, 2010

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011