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Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.
Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass
by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019
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You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor
guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"
by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020
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When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Foreskin

Someone who is so full of themselves and believes they are smarter or better then they are. They are oblivious to any faults or flaws in themselves and make complete and utter fools of themselves usually someone from the Waldo county region
Dont be such a foreskin (persons name)
by Littlered girl April 26, 2022
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The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
by Eggsham December 20, 2024
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gnat's foreskin

A politicians brain can seem no bigger than a gnat's foreskin
by Tiks Farang June 5, 2018
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Porky foreskin

After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
Dude, i cant wait to get me some porky foreskin on sunday. #porky4skin for life
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
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