moist [cunt flaps]

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora

1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

flip flops

1.)A noisy form of footwear that goes "slap slap slap slap" as you walk.
see thong sandals

2.)slang for John Kerry

Someone needs to slap the shit out of John Kerry with their footwear.

by "Scooby Doo GET OFF THE AIR" - Jello Biafra August 11, 2004

piss flaps

your cunt lips man, what did you think?

My piss flaps were extra cheesy this month time for some vagisil

by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007

Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

fanny 4 flaps

when a thong is so tight it looks like there is 4 flaps- fanny 4 flaps

she was dam good looking but she had a fanny 4 flaps

by Iva humpalot and aloto vagina December 8, 2005

flip-flops

Stupid, uncomfortable plastic "flip-flopping"... "flop-flipping" flip-flops. Stupid idiots are now wearing them literally everywhere, and don't realise how other people are laughing at them. People who wear them obviously have very low self esteem, being obsessed with trying to be "in with the idiotic fashion/label obsessed crowd" that they'll wear these things even when it's totally inappropriate to do so. The very worst of all is to see a man wearing them, whilst shopping or on a night out, or in a restaurant!! No one want's to see a man's horrible bear feet!! Flip-flops are only supposed to be worn at swimming pools and the beach. They do not look stylish, they do not look cool - they just look completely stupid and idiotic!!

An extremely self conscious man, uncomfortably "flip-floppin" in his flip-flops down the high street, in bare feet thinking he looks cool, whilst everyone else thinks he's a complete posing idiot.

by honestSteve24 August 25, 2013

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003